I got time for this girl. pushes me to get the fuck out of h&m and into what i really want to do. gets me drunk on friday nights, pulls my top down, scrubs my artificial beauty spot off my face, calls me old, a goth, a lesbian and all sorts of other affectionate names, but as many people are leaving me behind and venturing off to what they imagine to be pastures greener this little knob (whose taller than me) is looking after me..

until SHE fucks off in April :(